sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
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occupation: struggling tumblr comedian
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I dont wear a bandana, i wear a bandamna because damn do i look fine in that
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do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
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oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is
okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED
LETS SEE HOW MUCH ITS WORTH IN DOLLARS OH MAN WE MIGHT HAVE MONEY FOR ONCE
ITS A WHOPPING 13 CENTS
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